Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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