Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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