everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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