i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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