did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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