So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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