How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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