I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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