Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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