so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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