And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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