The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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