Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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