So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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