can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
birth control should be required to get into college
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Mom said you looked used
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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