no, he came in my armpit
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
NoShamevember. You game?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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