I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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