Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
time to smoke my breakfast
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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