We're like a lot better than the average bears
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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