For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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