He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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