is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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