Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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