Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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