whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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