Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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