You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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