How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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