ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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