thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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