no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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