I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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