is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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