I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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