I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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