David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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