This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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