ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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