Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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