these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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