All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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