Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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