3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
A+ Viking dick
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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