My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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