glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
