Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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