It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
