Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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