I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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