Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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